He love this fat ass hhahahahahjahahsjskkaakak
― A six word story (via emobean)

(Source: thiccho)

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grandmaspubes:

frankoceanfanclub:

'Dont I get a hug' most cringeworthy line

Creepy boys’ anthem

(Source: frankensteinfanclub)

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tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

(Source: your-scallywag)

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If you’re gonna bail, bail early. This applies to relationships, college classes, and sledding.
― Advice from my high school science teacher, Mr. Miller (via zackisontumblr)
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beerito:

*deletes selfie like it never happened*

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